“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
(Source: clenchuplegolas)
“Even though I was born blind, I’ve never had any problems seeing”
(the opposite of Albinism)
Gorgeous.
But that snake… holy crap it’s beautiful.
They’re all so gorgeous wowow.
i know you love striders
Strike a pose! Fanime 2012 cosplay
#fanime #cosplay
(from @MissFangirl_99 on Streamzoo)
something-even-lighter-than-air:
i find this hystericalamon, you may be SLIGHTLY outnumbered
this is a little frightening almost
“translator O translator”
*dashes in*
*puts on translating goggles*[Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful mermaid princess called Zorohoshi. Princess Zorohoshi fell in love with a young human.]
Sanji: Ahh, you are always so beautiful Princess Zorohoshi. Even though we love each other so much, you and I are different in our form and lives. We cannot even make love to each other.
Zoro: …
Zoro: We need to find it. There should be something out there. A way we could be together.
And, if there is any need, all you need to do is to put your whole self inside my _________!
Sanji: (thoughts) If we can never find the solution, will I eventually die?
[Narrator: Thus, the two went out in search of a way to love each other, believing on a miracle.]
Little note right beside the box: this will not continue.
O my wonderful translator ! You never fail me /^.^/ hehe thank you !!! <333
(Source: zoroxsanjiissexy)